Top 12 reasons to marry a gay man

12.  His ability to manage chaos (multi-task).  Not as good as most women mind you, but for a man, pretty darn good.

11.  He will encourage versus compete with wife.  Seeing her succeed at her dreams / aspirations is of upmost importance to him.

10.  He sits down to pee (neat freak).

9.  His motto is: "Communication is a key to success" i.e. verbally proficient.

8.  He knows how to pleasure himself / knows what turns himself on (coupled with #9, this can result in a very satisfying marriage bed).

7.  Knows how to wait his turn (excellent hair trigger control).

6.  Usually isn't fat

5.  Usually isn't interested in ESPN 1, 2, 3, or 4

4.  He will attend the ballet with you (and enjoy it).

3.  Gay men who choose to marry women are fiercely dedicated to making the marriage work so long as the wife is as well (see #11).

2.  Fathering seems to come to them instinctively, having taken the time to put their own father under a microscope.

1.  They're intelligent.

Bonus:  When you ask them how you look, they'll tell you the truth and almost always be right about it.