Fantasy

Someday I'd like to have someone line the freeway with bubble wrap.  I'm talking about the  large-bubbled bubble wrap.  The kind with the bubbles that are the size of giant marshmallows, adhered with super strong mastic to the asphalt.

I think that about five miles of cordoned roadway would be sufficient for this exercise.  The day would have to be breezy and cool with no ceiling.

I'd then haul ass with the top down in the convertible of my choice while relishing the aural redundancy of my firecracker symphony.

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I used to think that I could ask to do this in heaven, but worshiping is where it's at up there.

I wonder how adversely this would affect my fuel economy.

I'd have to bring the kids along for the ride.  Their screams of delight would only add to the fun.